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A Debate:
By Willie Gaffer:
September 13 2004:
George Jr. said, "Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Big John said, "Oh Yeah! Well nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah
right back to you too! And an extra nyah for good measure. So
there!"
George Jr. said, "Oh you would, would you? Well my dad can
whip your dad, so there too!"
Big John said, "Well I got more hair than you and your mean
old dad put together. So take that!"
George Jr. said, "Oh yeah, well everyone knows Little John
is a sissy!"
Big John said, "He ain't either. He's just a nice person
and he's got more hair than your Little Dicky. So there!"
George Jr. said, "That ain't fair. I'll thank you to keep
my little Dicky out a this."
Big John said, "No way. Your little Dicky is fair game if
you're going to mess with my Little John."
Ralph said, "Why don't you two guys grow up?"
Together, George Jr. and Big John said, "Who asked you?"
George Jr. added, "Why don't you mind you own business?"
Big John said, "Yeah, what he said! And why are you in this
anyway? What did you do?"
Ralph said, "Well — I a — a, a, a — I a,
wrote a book once."
Big John said, "Big deal. So did Moore. Who cares?"
Ralph said, "Well I — a, I a, I a — well —"
Big John said, "You ain't done nothin. Why don't you just
stay out a this."
George Jr. said, "Yeah. Just keep quiet!"
Big John said, "There, I guess we told him alright."
George Jr. said, "What do you mean we? I don't need your
help John."
Big John said, "Oh yeah! You may change your tune after
November. I think there will be a revelation. People will see
a burning Bush."
George Jr. said, "Ha!"
Big John said, "Ha to you too. Jed won't be able to fix
Florida for you this time."
George Jr. said, "Jeb! That's Jeb dammit!"
Big John said, "Jeb, Jed whatever. One cracker's the same
as another. Anyway, he'll be watched this time."
George Jr. said, "You just stop it. I'm gonna tell my ma
on you!"
Big John said,"Go on and tell you little tattle tale. I
ain't skeered a your ma!"
George Jr. said, "Oh yeah!"
Big John said, "Yeah!"
George Jr. said, "Well yeah to you too and you told fibs
about your war record."
Big John said, "Did not!"
George Jr. said, "Did too!"
Big John said, "Did not! And anyway, you told fibs about
Iraq."
George Jr. said, "Did not!"
Big John said, "Did too!"
George Jr. said, "Did not, and anyway, Little John is to
short to be a leader."
Big John said, "Oh yeah! Well, if he's too short, so is
your little Dicky. And he's too fat too! So there!"
George Jr. said, "He ain't either fat. He's just muscular."
Big John said, "Ha! I guess so. He's got muscular fat. Hee,
hee, hee."
George Jr. said, "Now you just stop that! I don't like you
makin' fun a my little Dicky."
Big John said, "Hee, hee, hee. Can't help it. Your little
Dicky is funny,"
George Jr. said, "He is not!"
Big John said, "Is too!"
And so on.............
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