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The State of the Union:
By Willie Gaffer:
February 3, 2003:

The Combined Houses:
I'm watching this charade called the State of the Union Address. Here are about a thousand people in this room, our whole government, no less. These people are standing up going yuk, yuk, yuk every time the president pauses. They are plopping their hands together and grinning like buffoons. This could be a union meeting, a football game, or a jail break. I'm watching a room full of rabble. It's like some master puppeteer had them all on strings. If it were not so tragic, it would be funnier that heck. If Meredith Wilson were to do a musical comedy with a scene like this the producers would take it out. "It's too unbelievable," they would say.

These people are doing their yuks for one of the most boring speeches ever presented in this chamber. Considering how absolutely un-charismatic he is, we are given to wonder how George ever came to be elected. Then, of course, we remember, he was not elected. He was appointed. But how did he make the race so close that appointment was a possibility? We need look no further that his opponent in that charade. Tweedledee managed to out dumb Tweedledum. The tragic comedy called American politics was in full bloom.

Social Security.
The President is still arguing for the regular rabble to have control of their social security investments. Doesn't this guy read history? The reason we have social security is precisely because the rabble cannot plan, save, and invest for the future. Before Social Security we had a large number of old folks becoming wards of the state, because they had no savings. Others were burdens on their families or just starved to death. That, why FDR created it, for goodness sake. It's not supposed to be a game for fools. It's an economic floor to protect fools.

Religion:
Bush is still arguing for what he calls a faith based initiative. This is where he intends to give my tax dollars to primitive fundamentalist bible thumpers. In theory they will use the money to do good works. My questions: Who will define what constitutes a good work? Who will make sure my money is not used to help propagate some bible thumper's religious philosophy?

The first amendment does not provide for the government to distribute our tax moneys to religious organizations. Doing that is tantamount to supporting religion and is specifically prohibited. There is nothing in this amendment about how noble or just the use of the money may be. There is no provision for supporting religions activities in any way. Get off it Bush.

Iraq:
George made an inept attempt to make the case for his planned invasion of Iraq. He went over a great deal of old time worn hearsay in nauseating detail. Again he tried to convince us that Hussein is a terrorist. It does not wash. Hussein is an imperialist. He is bright enough to know that terrorism is not a viable tool for imperialism.

In the end, Bush presented nothing new. I doubt that he even convinced himself. Never mind that. We are going to war. There is no doubt. George has made up his mind. I can only beg, get it done quickly, George. Try not to get a large number of our boys killed. And, when it's done, don't betray the Iraqi people the way you betrayed the Afghanistan people. Keep a US presence that can be effective. Don't turn it over to the opposition. Don't put the place in charge of another primitive desert tribe.

The State of The Union:
After listening to George, I must conclude that the State of The Union is the worst it has been since George Washington stepped down. Even in the lowest depths of the civil war we were better of. In 1942 we were better off. At least we had leadership. Now, never mind the lack of a helmsman, we don't even have a rudder.

January 29, 2003:
I get that Wall Street did not like George's speech at all. When I checked earlier, the market had taken another nose dive. I suspect that is about his nostrums for our economic recovery. Maybe he should get a new script. The old one is pretty time worn. The market did recover a few points on other news by the end of the day. The Street is nothing if not fickle.

Gaffer:
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