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Booboo, what is the nature of illness?
Illness is nothing more that the misalignment of energy patterns.
A warping of the flow.
What is the cause of illness, Booboo?
Illness is caused by a loss of coherence with the divine flow.
What is the nature of healing?
Healing is nothing more than the realignment of energy patterns.
How then can we heal illness?
Faith can restore coherence, and the flow will realign.
What about doctors?
Medicos can sometimes help, but we are ultimately responsible
for our own healing.
Booboo, how should we deal with pain?
Depending on the severity, I usually take Tylenol, Darvocet, or
Morphine.
Booboo, should we not simply suffer pain?
The medicos who recommend that are buffoons who have never experienced
pain.
Should we seek enlightenment, Booboo?
If you wish. However, when you are ready, enlightenment will come
to you.
How then should we prepare for it?
I just eat, play with string, nap, and wait.
What is the nature of reality Booboo.
Reality is nothing. Perception is everything.
Will we ever have a land of equal opportunity?
No! Opportunity will always belong to those who take it.
How can women and minorities deal with the glass ceiling?
The glass ceiling is a myth.
But women and minorities are shut out.
So is everyone else. Why would you expect a bully to give you
what he has fought so hard for? Why would you expect a despot
to invite you to dinner?
I don't understand. How then do we get promoted?
Losers beg for promotions. Winners create their own situations.
Is it good to be a vegetarian, Booboo?
For some, perhaps.
Not for everyone?
Not for those who have once experienced the delights of raw fish,
raw liver, and live mice.
How may I communicate with the divinity, Booboo?
Sometimes prayer works.
Can't I just talk directly to God?
You can, but you must first convert. Only Jews are allowed to
talk directly. All others must pray or else work through an agent.
An agent, Booboo?
Yes. A priest, minister, or guru of some kind.
Like you, Booboo?
That is one choice.
You make it sound commercial.
It's a living.
How can we deal with the problem of prostitution, Booboo?
Just say, ‘No thank you.'
What can we do about the Y2K problem?
Make sure to have plenty of Taby Treats on hand.
How should we approach the new millennium, Booboo?
One day at a time.
Should we not make special preparations?
If you wish.
What can we do, Booboo?
When you have fathomed the totality of the difference between
December 31, 1999 and January 1, 2000, you will know what to do.
But that's only one day, Booboo!
Damn, you're good!
So, we should prepare just as we would prepare for any other
day?
With as much hope and humility as you can muster.
I think I understand.
Oh, oh!
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