Listed here are some of the previous essays by Willie Gaffer. Click on the link to read any one of them.

An American Opera
Booboo One
Booboo Two
Booboo Three
Frenchie
Diagnostic and Health
Licensing Crooks
Education
Doctor Sprocket
More Booboo
The Alleged Teacher Shortage
Gaffer's Wishes
Government
Education and False Idols
Dr. Folly Cuelle
An Opportunity
The Great Pirogi Caper
Kids Birthdays
My Cabinet
Thoughts, No. 11
About Gardening
The Future of Medicine
The War on Drugs
Still a Counselor
The Layered Look
Election Reform
Wondering About It
On Fighting Terrorism
Terrorists and Anthrax
Students and Mobile Web Access
Public Ed Again
About my Qualifications
World War Three, Part 2
Change and Problem Solving
Gaffer for President
Government Reform
Let's Use Plain English
Some Thoughts
Damn Spam
My Eating Disorder
Thoughts Again
Booboo Five
Driving is Dangerous
Another Sprint at the Whitehouse
An Interview with Jerome P. Satiate
Kawasaki Man
About Mr. Gore
About this Potter Thing
Preparing for Winter
The Counselor
Football, Ethics and Winning
Thoughts, No. 10
On Solving Problems
Abuse Centers
Ultimate Fighting Machine
Another Branch of Service
Collected Thoughts, July 2001
Mythology Again
On Nobility, Rats, and Other Things
To the managers of Corel and Adobe
Natural and Unnatural
Fringe People
Collected Thoughts, 1/16/2002
Dr. R. E. Tention
On Squandered Opportunities
World War Three, Part 3
Mother Gaffer
Perry's Story
Writing, How I do it.
Women in Line
The Gaffer's Christmas
Really Stupid
Minerva Defines Us
In Home Education
Y2K Compliance
The Lesser Bang
The Gaffer's Resolutions
Alternative Schools
Who is Minerva
Land Mines
About Money and Wealth
On Lawsuits and Cliches
Thoughts, No. 9
To Flim Flam God
On Teaching Our Children
Red and the Simpleton
The Female Peril
About Taxes and Fools
Dr. Moe Tovation
Notebook Laptop
Mythology, Myths, and Cults
The Creatures of Cyberland
Anthrax and the Taliban
About the Teacher Shortage
Collected Thoughts, 2/18/2002
The Prince of Dungland
The Case for the Third Army
The Campaign
Iraq, Afghanistan, and Treason
Ten Most Wanted
Pig Parts
Felonious A. Sault
About My Funeral
Uncle Orville
Census 2
Dave Copout
Ponzi Schemes
More Thoughts
An Open Letter to Bill
Clinton

Thoughts No. 8
About the 2000 Census
Stuff and Garage Sales
Geoffrey Motley
To be of Service
Child Sociopaths
Kosher Kraut
Uniforms and Protocols
B and E and Stuff
Food as a Weapon
The Air Traffic Problem
Media Suckers
About Common Sense
Rigidly Right Handed
Children's Rules
Portrait of a Desert Rat
The Case Against Coalition
When I was a Kid
In Home Ed Again
Collected Thoughts, 4/01/2002
World War Three
The Spirit of Christmas

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