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May 26, 2008

 

Vidalia Onions:

I have purchase them whenever they were available for many years. They are usually so sweet I can eat them as a snack food. This year that did not happen. I bought some and they were almost as hot as cooking onions. I went to another store and the same thing happened. For a while, I did not know what to think. Is this just a bad year or is someone perpetrating a fraud? I finally got an answer. I bought some Vidalia onions that had a Georgia Vidalia label on them. They were what I expect Vidalia onions to be, the real deal. Be warned, some bums are perpetrating a fraud with the Vidalia name.

 

Some Advice:

With the gas prices being what they are, many people are forgoing vacations. They simply cannot afford to take the camper or van any distance at all. It will stay in the garage. Let me suggest a vacation spot that you have probably overlooked. Your backyard may be an ideal place to have a vacation. There will be all of the conveniences of home just inside the door. Take a look at your backyard. Now, try to remember how much you sent on vacation last year. Use the same amount of money to enhance your backyard. A vacation is a one shot deal. Your enhancement will last forever and eventually make your home more valuable. Take a look! Is there room for a screened gazebo? How about a hot tub? What would you do on vacation? Can you do it at home? Is there a public pool or lake nearby? For dining, there must be at least one nice restaurant near home.

 

The Good Old Days:

Do you remember the good old days when everyone minded their own business. Of course you don’t! If you do, you should see your doctor about your Alzheimer’s. Those days never existed except in your faulty memory. Most people were more covert about it back then. Instead of making other people’s business a public issue, we gossiped and undercut them behind their backs.

 

Branch Dravidians Again:

It looks like they are going to continue to get away with child abuse forever. All they must do is stay in Texas where the third state court of appeal is supporting their evil. They said the state had no right to take the kids in the first place. The plan seems to be that these kids must go back to their parents, even though the state cannot discover which kids belong to which parents. They must go back to that foul pit where the female children will be raped by dirty old men. The Texas authorities have a good cover story. The mothers will be required to go to parenting classes. Sure, and in a few sessions the evil influence of a lifetime of conditioning will be undone. Give me a break! Great work Texas!

 

A New Law:

We are going to have a new law in Michigan. You can only use a cell phone while you are driving if you can do it without using your hands. To me, that makes about as much sense as a dog-turd in a hotdog bun, on a Dresden plate. The problem is not about the hands. Mrs. Gaffer points out that we do not drive with our hands, we drive with our mind if we have one. In general, one-armed people are excellent drivers, because they pay attention. It’s about attention folks, not about hands. Duh!

 

Unanswered Questions:

I have notices in all of the flowery rhetoric about alternate energy sources the great lack of technical details to support the concepts. For example, windmill power. We know windmills produce electrical energy. However, we do not know how much these devices cost. We do not know what happens when there is no wind. We do not know the maintenance requirements, how often they break down, or how costly it is to fix them. In fact, we don’t know much at all, but we are supposed to believe.

 

Brand Loyalty:

If we took the logos from the front of a Ford and a Chevy and switched them, most people would not be able to tell the difference. The auto companies have lost their identities and with them, their brand loyalty. When I listen to Wagoner and Ford babble, I realize they do not realize they have lost their brand loyalty. Worse, I am beginning to suspect, they do not know there is such a thing and that they once had it.

 

Bull:

Now we have the do-gooders about to get the feds to change paper money. They want different denominations to have different shapes and feel different just like Canada does. The why is what is crazy about this. It is not because it makes sense and makes it easier on everyone. It’s because paper money discriminates against blind people. Huh? How is changing the shape and feel going to help that. If someone wanted to slip a piece of blank paper to a blind man and tell him it was a twenty, he could. The feel and shape would be irrelevant because it could be duplicated.

 

When I was a punk kid in Wyandotte, Michigan sixty-five years ago, we had a newsstand downtown that was run by a blind guy. This guy was sharp, but if someone wanted to rip him they could have. No one did. Not even a rotten little punk like me would have done that. The guy trusted people because he had to and that trust was honored by everyone.

 

Miss Digs is a Moron:

I am having a fence put around my garden for several reasons. The most important reason is that Mrs. Gaffer wants a fence around the garden. The man who is putting up the fence reminded me that he had to call Miss Digs and get a clearance. I had no problem with that. I told him the law that required that was a good law. I still believe that, but I discovered that no law is good when it is implemented by morons. Some bozos came out to my home when I was away and put two markers in my yard in the same place. One marker was from Detroit Edison and the other from SBC, the local television cable company. Both said there was a buried cable under those markers.

 

There is no cable at that spot, either electric or television. There is no television cable anywhere on my property. I don’t have or want cable. As to electric cables, there are a few underground electric wires in my yard. It would be a pompous stretch to call them cables, they are just single wires. I put them underground and I know exactly where they are. There are no wires where those markers were placed. I have owned this property for forty-nine years. Before we build our home this whole place was planted to feed corn and there was no such thing as cable. These two fools, whoever they were, came here with a couple of markers and, for lack of knowing what they were supposed to do, just stuck them in the ground and went away. They made no attempt to find the wires that really are there.

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