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June 23, 2008

 

Profound Questions:

Why do Arabs wrap their heads in rags?

They call it a turban. I wonder if they could conceal a bomb in one of those. I would guess, yes. Hey, talk about blowing your top! I suppose there would be too much damage for vulcanizing after that. The poor guy might need a head job.

 

Filing Systems:

I have always tried to remain organized, so I have a filing system. It consists of folders in file drawers with proper identifications, I hope. Even so, I often end up with a piece of paper in my hand asking, “Now, where should I put this?” I thought I finally had a solution a couple of weeks ago. I very cleverly created a file folder called, “Where did I put that.” That worked for a few days until it became the largest file in my system. It was much like having no system at all. I abandon that file and sorted the contents out.

 

I was sorting that stuff when I remembered the old three-pile solution. It is something I learned from one of those efficiency seminars that conmen frequently sold to my managers. The three-pile solution is simple. When you get paper, you separate it into three piles. They are, must handle immediately, can be delayed a few days, and no urgency at all. When I do that, I can later sort the second and third piles to discover that most of the stuff became irrelevant. That is not a complete solution, but it does reduce my filing effort and the file size.

 

Our Country:

People burn flags and use derogatory terms to describe the country they live in and apparently hate. Let me say this, if you hate America, get the hell out. Go to Russia, Mexico, China, Canada, I don’t care. Wherever you go, try to get away with the crap you get away with here. If you love this country as I do, instead of running it down, try to make it better. Criticize your government. Those fools richly deserve criticism. They are bums, but try to differentiate between America, our home, and the current pack of scoundrels who run it. I don’t know which makes me more angry, the bums who burn our flag or the A-holes who say, my country right or wrong. You are both full of crap!

 

Students:

At age 77, I still don’t know crap. I know about technical things. I know a bit of math, but I do not know crap about anything important. So I am first and foremost a student. I think everyone is a student, but many of us do not realize it. we should realize it and we should pay attention to the lessons that life brings us every day.

 

Experience:

What is all this crap about experience? Obama is criticized for lack of experience. I think lack of political experience is good. Bush has experience. Cheney has experience. Bush knows how to fumble and Cheney knows how to cheat. Is that what we want? Duh!

 

Fruits:

The media has tried to convince us that a huge bunch of them are getting married in California. They say these odd couples are flocking to California. They use generalized statements like that. What they do not do is give us a head count. How many are there? How much is a flock? In geese, 200 can be a large flock. In fruits, how many does it take to make a large flock? Where is the head count? I suspect the media have not given it because there are not all that many of them.

 

Economy:

The gas prices are in the news constantly. They keep telling us that gas prices will affect our whole economy. Sure, but I think that effect may be trivial compared to the effect of the floods of our Midwestern farmlands. Food prices will go out of sight. Many of us may end up on unplanned diets. Many retired people will become desperate. All of the negatives are coming together and we have not seen anything yet. What we shall experience in the near future is a depression that will make the thirties look like party time.

 

We are spiraling down and there will be no recovery unless someone makes an effort to solve, not sidestep, this energy dilemma. Unfortunately, those in power have too much vested interest in making these old solutions continue to work. Instead of solving the problem, they try to get more oil so they can sidestep it. They want to drill offshore. With the history of the oil industry, do we rally want to let them pollute our offshore waters and destroy yet another food crop? They say, well get it right this time. We’ll do it differently. Sure!

 

Insanity:

I discovered by watching local TV news that U of M Flint has raised their tuition rates to $433.00 per credit hour. That means a kid taking a full load of 16 credit hours would be putting out almost seven grand just for tuition. I don’t even want to think of lodging and books on top of that. Can the average kid really step up with twenty or thirty grand every year for four or five years? If that were the case 20 years ago, my daughter would not have a PHD now. Is that progress? I think we are back to the good old days when education was for the children of noblemen only. I call it insanity.

 

I Love It:

Some executives of Bear Stearns were arrested for bilking investors in the mortgage fraud. Cannin and Cioffi were charged with encouraging people to invest in a mortgage fund they knew would fail. The fund lost 1.5 billion bucks. That’s big time. They said there are more arrests to come. A lot of the little people were hurt. Many lost their homes. It’s about time they got some of the big guns in this scandal. I hope they all go down to do hard time.

 

Raciest Stuff:

Recently some fools painted racists slurs on a building at Michigan’s Saginaw Valley State University. The authorities are making a big to do about it. They are hoping to get to the bottom of it and punish the bad guys. What a difference between that and what happened when someone painted a racist symbol on my property. The state police sent out a trooper and she said it was probably just kids. She brushed it off and drove away. So much for being a little guy instead of a university president. That is what usually happens to little guys, you or me.

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