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March 31, 2003

We notice another news item about automobile safety and crash worthiness on TV a few days ago. The Insurance company's testing lackeys are pretending to demonstrate that there are no autos that are crash worthy. The cost of repairs are much to high in low speed crashes they say. There is blatant dishonesty involved in this. Here is why.

Working with the government in the past, the insurance companies bullied the automakers into building autos that would protect the passenger compartment in the event of high speed crashes. The automakers did this. They designed autos with fronts and rears that would absorb the impact of a crash by collapsing in a staged way. As the impact progressed through the auto, there would be more and more resistance and this designed staged damage would protect the passengers. The insurance companies and the government were involved in this process. That was a good thing. Now they are claiming that this is poor design because of repair costs. What bull! How can we assess the cost of a maimed dead human? Do they really want to return to the rigid designs that caused more of that? I think not. They just enjoy being diishonest.
Gaffer:

A wife and a Dog:
What's the difference.
A dog wags his tail and smiles when he passes gas.
A wife is embarrassed when she passes gas.

A dog cannot play checkers or bridge.
On the other hand, a dog does not care if you cheat.

A wife has to have a prepared meal every day, but without beer.
A dog will be happy with the pizza crust and let you keep the beer.

A dog will be happy when you pass gas in bed and warm it up for him.
A wife will say, "did you have to wait to do that in here?"

A dog is happy when you leave the toilet seat up.
It makes it easier for him to get a cool drink.

A wife will complain when you smoke a cigar even outside.
A dog has sense enough to get upwind of you.

Just the same, when push comes to shove, if I could only have one, I would still choose a wife for two reasons. First, dogs are too easy to please. There is no challenge. Two, most dogs can't cook worth a darn. Most wives can.
Gaffer:
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